ON THE LIGHT SIDE - French humor

With Gas the Way it is this isn't far from the truth.

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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings
from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security,
stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away
when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime
and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings."
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

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See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to
someone else.

I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing
Toulouse.

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This is not deep, but sometimes a good play on words is a lot of fun! E-mailed to me by my son Don-André. Thank you!!!